9. Your stab wounds are the most reliable, especially when your victim is the person who is not supported.
10. Your partner will not realize that you are eating with an eye to another, he was also drooling.
11. You are, without a doubt, your favorite uncle nephew / a.
12. You know appreciate the artistic value of the rate-naked pictures you store on your computer.
13. You can find out if you are sexually compatible with a potential partner on his way to take the cup.
14. You are able to say to a girl who has lipstick on their teeth without knowing the whole world.
15. You can break half of the marriages of your city counting a quarter of what you know.
16. You never catch in flagrante with a street girl.
17. Always know what to offer, what to bring and what came to get clothes.
18. You are the best friend of the girl that everyone wants to leave.
19. Your partner does not expect you to streets you what they did last night, he also dies of a desire to tell.
20. You know all movies in which there is male gorgeous man.
21. Deodorants and beauty products do not give you fear.
22. You know exactly how to shock such as neighbor.
23. You have read the book, seen the movie, has gone to the musical.
24. You know that the way to reach the heart of a man is not necessarily his stomach.
25. You can be as bad as you want, you will go to hell anyway.
26. You know seem fresh albeit 40 ° heat
27. In any reunion always have issues to discuss
28. You can make a quick in any public bathroom
29. Your garden is beautiful and kitchens wonders
30. You have no hair emerging from the nose or ears.
31. Never you will pregnant anyone inadvertently.
32. Your mother will not have to compartirte with another woman.
33. You are the best known anatomy of a man.
34. You can calculate the weight of a man on yourself to look in the eyes.
35. Never will be a piece of lettuce stuck in the teeth.
36. You can lead to "your friend" to sleep at home without your parents suspect.
37. Never find a soutien hung in the shower.
38. You are skilled in looking at men without Discovered
39. You are the most pampered of your friends.
40. You will have more funny bed experiences than any other strait member of the family.